Futuristic anti-sex toilets spray users and sound an alarm if they detect violent movement.

A small town in Wales has taken the extraordinary step of purchasing anti-sex toilets which shall be installed later this year. The futuristic toilet blocks can detect when there are multiple people in the stalls and when there is violent movement. When such instances are detected, cold water will spray from the roof and aContinue reading “Futuristic anti-sex toilets spray users and sound an alarm if they detect violent movement.”

Ozzy Osbourne has a genetic mutation which allows him to party harder than the rest of us.

John “Ozzy” Osbourne has been partying since 1969. Well probably before then, but 1969 is when he joined Black Sabbath and began an extended bender that by all reports is still very much going. So for anyone who has ever had a hangover and ‘promised themselves and everyone they wronged the previous night that theyContinue reading “Ozzy Osbourne has a genetic mutation which allows him to party harder than the rest of us.”

A man has pushed the BMW his parents bought him into a lake because he wanted a Jaguar.

A man claims he pushed a BMW his parents bought into the lake because it was too small for him and his pals. This can only mean he plans to push his penis into the lake next, as it too is too small for him and his pals.  The man knows only as Akash wasContinue reading “A man has pushed the BMW his parents bought him into a lake because he wanted a Jaguar.”

Nick Kyrgios attempts his toughest ever tennis shot – the twin sister swap.

What is going on in the mind of Nick Kyrgios? This is certainly not the first time this question has been written or spoken out loud. Nick seems to constantly push the boundaries and consistently crash across them without consideration for the consequences.  So what has he done now? Well, this time he has takenContinue reading “Nick Kyrgios attempts his toughest ever tennis shot – the twin sister swap.”

Coles announce hot cross buns will be sold all year round. Next step Easter eggs!

Coles has announced that hot cross buns will no longer be seasonal and shall be available all year round. And all us bun lovers out there say about time! The next logical step is to make Easter eggs available all year round also. Some argue that making the buns available all year round diminishes fromContinue reading “Coles announce hot cross buns will be sold all year round. Next step Easter eggs!”

Neighbourhood chaos as no one can remember if it’s recycling bin week this week.

Neighbours in the cul-de-sac at the end of Miretta Place in Castle Hill were left scratching their heads this week as no one knew if it was recycling bin week. “Normally what I do is just have a look out into the street and if everyone else has their yellow bins out I put mineContinue reading “Neighbourhood chaos as no one can remember if it’s recycling bin week this week.”

Brazilian gang leader not expecting a Fathers Day card after trying to leave his daughter in jail.

A Brazilian gang leader, Clauvino da Silva, dressed up as his teenage daughter, including wearing a silicone face mask, in an attempt to break out of jail. The only reason why he was unsuccessful in his jailbreak was he was acting so nervous that guards wondered what was going on with the young girl.  SoContinue reading “Brazilian gang leader not expecting a Fathers Day card after trying to leave his daughter in jail.”

Mullet Creek on Bong Bong road. Free cash? Something smells fishy!

What would you do if you were walking to school as a youngster and found the bounty of a lifetime? Thousands of dollars in $50 notes floating in a murky pond. This is the exact predicament one youngster found himself in this week, when he just happen to stumble onto this very scenario. Well whatContinue reading “Mullet Creek on Bong Bong road. Free cash? Something smells fishy!”

Children prepare revenge attack as farmer murders Simba on live TV.

A Victorian farmer has taken to a rare furry Simba ooshie with a pair of scissors today in order to bring attention to the amount of verbal abuse they received online for trying to sell the item. The rare Simba was placed online for sale and reached bids of up to $25,000 while other rareContinue reading “Children prepare revenge attack as farmer murders Simba on live TV.”