Melbourne man Chris decides to go into hiding for nine months.

‘Given the ultimatum of talk to me before the baby is born or don’t bother after, Chris seems to have taken option B.’ The Melbourne suburb of Frankston was set upon by a vandalising pregnant graffiti artist this week who was armed with a giant purple texta. She kept writing the same thing in differentContinue reading “Melbourne man Chris decides to go into hiding for nine months.”

Elon Musk is one step closer to world domination as he convinces us we need his new computer chip implanted into our brains.

The way Elon Musk interacts with us normal folk is like the way a bear acts with a bunny rabbit. It’s all cute and lovely until one day he decides he wants to know what’s inside. Elon is a very special human. He is incredibly intelligent and an absolute visionary. However, lets’s be honest, heContinue reading “Elon Musk is one step closer to world domination as he convinces us we need his new computer chip implanted into our brains.”

Instagram Australia removes like counter. Australian social media influencers throw massive dummy spit.

Instagram has removed the like counter for Instagram posts in Australia and the social network warriors are not happy about it. Perth model Jem Wolfie, who has 2.7 million followers, says she finds it “extremely demotivating.” Other social media moguls have expressed concern that their lifestyles will be effected by this decision. “Like, guys, howContinue reading “Instagram Australia removes like counter. Australian social media influencers throw massive dummy spit.”

First female NRL ref has players worried they’ll get in trouble but have no idea what for.

With the first ever female rugby league referee taking the field this weekend, players are excited but anxious. Excited that a female is getting a run at what is traditionally a male game, but anxious that they’ll get in trouble and have no clue why. Belinda Sharpe will become the first female to referee theContinue reading “First female NRL ref has players worried they’ll get in trouble but have no idea what for.”

Chess Grandmaster caught using a mobile phone in the toilet to cheat. Claims he was just looking at porn.

Grandmaster chess champion Igors Rausis was caught red-handed during a chess tournament this week. Photographic evidence has been handed to the police in order to charge him as he was playing for money and it is therefore a criminal matter. The camera set up in the toilet has peaked just as much interest as theContinue reading “Chess Grandmaster caught using a mobile phone in the toilet to cheat. Claims he was just looking at porn.”

England summon the ‘Bat of God’ to defeat New Zealand in the cricket world cup final

It took 33 years but England have finally got over the ‘Hand of God’ incident at the 1986 Fifa World Cup, by winning the Cricket World Cup using their very own ‘Bat of God.’ Ben Stokes was the hero for England as he guided them to their first ever Cricket World Cup. There was hugeContinue reading “England summon the ‘Bat of God’ to defeat New Zealand in the cricket world cup final”

Matthew Perry preparing for movie role playing an out of shape 50-year-old former star addicted to drugs and alcohol.

Is Matthew Perry really turning into a modern day Howard Hughes? Or is he simply falling off the wagon again? Well according to his manager he might just be taking method acting a step too far, claiming that he never really recovered from playing Oscar Maddison in the 2017 reboot of the odd couple. “MatthewContinue reading “Matthew Perry preparing for movie role playing an out of shape 50-year-old former star addicted to drugs and alcohol.”

Man begins career as Uber driver. Realises it’s the passengers that create ‘That taxi smell.’

For years we have been blaming the taxi drivers for that horrid smell that emanates from the inside of a cab. And for years we have blamed the hard working cabbie on the 10th hour of his 12 hour shift. But what if that smell that we are all too familiar with, was actually us?Continue reading “Man begins career as Uber driver. Realises it’s the passengers that create ‘That taxi smell.’”

Stranger Things creators ask fans to pace themselves whilst watching the show. Do you have any idea how long it takes us to write this?

Stranger Things has been a worldwide success, so much so that it has become the most binge watched show on Netflix. Which was great news for the shows creators the Duffer brothers, Ross and Matt, as they were keen to get people hooked on season 1. One year later they wrote and filmed season 2Continue reading “Stranger Things creators ask fans to pace themselves whilst watching the show. Do you have any idea how long it takes us to write this?”