“Would you like steak for dinner?” “What?”
“I mean, can somebody please just pick an end of world date and stick to it?”
“Put that orange and green polka dot set of plates back right now!” said every wife ever.
“Mate, he went down like a bag of sh*t,” said game winner, Needsa Notherjob (23).
“Is that one mine? Now I’ll have to wait until everyone collects theirs before I know,” says regular traveller, Jett Starr (26).
“If we ban these protests we’ll reduce litter by 400%,” said rational human being, Con Ensense (37).
“I’m not sure if that’s brilliant or just bone lazy,” said onlooker, Con Fused (24).
“Well this sucks donkeys balls,” huffed Queen Elizabeth II.
“Wife made you come again too, hey?” asked husband, Terry Wellington (35).