The next American Crime Story series will feature the Clinton family – a great choice – and playing the world’s biggest runner-up in a Presidential election will be none other than Carmela Soprano herself, actress Edie Falco. Falco is without question a seasoned and accomplished actress, but word is Executives behind the scenes are worriedContinue reading “Producers worry Carmela Soprano lacks enough criminal know-how to play Hillary Clinton”
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NRL fans cannot wait for footy season to start so they can complain again
With the NRL season less than a week away from kick off, longtime fans are getting ready for their favourite part of the game – 26 weeks of bitching about everything. Far be it that fans should appreciate the game coming back, particularly given the interruptions and limitations that Covid brought to the league lastContinue reading “NRL fans cannot wait for footy season to start so they can complain again”
Man notices every conversation with his parents now resembles talking to rapper Lil Jon.
“Would you like steak for dinner?” “What?”
Environmentalists experience ‘End of World’ scheduling conflict.
“I mean, can somebody please just pick an end of world date and stick to it?”
Crockery sets must match says scientists and wife who is about to punch you.
“Put that orange and green polka dot set of plates back right now!” said every wife ever.
Prac teacher relives rugby league glory days when he makes game saving tackle on eight-year-old.
“Mate, he went down like a bag of sh*t,” said game winner, Needsa Notherjob (23).
Only when the luggage carousel at the airport starts does man remember to not buy a black bag.
“Is that one mine? Now I’ll have to wait until everyone collects theirs before I know,” says regular traveller, Jett Starr (26).
Environmental protests to be banned because they’re bad for the environment.
“If we ban these protests we’ll reduce litter by 400%,” said rational human being, Con Ensense (37).
Taking laziness to new heights, a Calliope man walks his dog from back of horse.
“I’m not sure if that’s brilliant or just bone lazy,” said onlooker, Con Fused (24).
