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Author Archives: Brian Rowe
Environmentalists experience ‘End of World’ scheduling conflict.
“I mean, can somebody please just pick an end of world date and stick to it?”
Crockery sets must match says scientists and wife who is about to punch you.
“Put that orange and green polka dot set of plates back right now!” said every wife ever.
Prac teacher relives rugby league glory days when he makes game saving tackle on eight-year-old.
“Mate, he went down like a bag of sh*t,” said game winner, Needsa Notherjob (23).
Only when the luggage carousel at the airport starts does man remember to not buy a black bag.
“Is that one mine? Now I’ll have to wait until everyone collects theirs before I know,” says regular traveller, Jett Starr (26).
Environmental protests to be banned because they’re bad for the environment.
“If we ban these protests we’ll reduce litter by 400%,” said rational human being, Con Ensense (37).
Taking laziness to new heights, a Calliope man walks his dog from back of horse.
“I’m not sure if that’s brilliant or just bone lazy,” said onlooker, Con Fused (24).
With a TV show that was too rushed, and a book release that’s too slow, Game of Thrones fans cannot win.
“Well this sucks donkeys balls,” huffed Queen Elizabeth II.
Father made to attend other kids birthday parties stands around with same three father’s each weekend.
“Wife made you come again too, hey?” asked husband, Terry Wellington (35).
