“You’ve got a 50/50 shot at this so you had better get it right,” said Melbournite, Nick Wildman (31).
“Everything’s gunna change tomorrow,” said habitual self-deluder, Noel Itsnot (32).
“But I’ve been doing five runs a day!” said apprentice, Sid Spanner (23).
“So we just have to be quiet for like 30-seconds then?” asked sideline dad, Mayd Tocome (35).
“I’m not even that close with my living family,” said Millennial, Skye Pmafriends (25).
“I’m gunna get back down to that jeans size,” said every person fooling themselves ever.
“Jesus Christ! How much?” asked every dental patient ever.
“Like in last week’s episode where police pulled over a man for his seventh drink driving conviction and we announced he was looking at a fine well over $100!” said TV producer, Cas Tingcouch (36).
“Who exactly is filling in these studies?” wondered Doctor Bill Yalater (41).