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With a TV show that was too rushed, and a book release that’s too slow, Game of Thrones fans cannot win.

“Well this sucks donkeys balls,” huffed Queen Elizabeth II.

Posted byBrian RoweOctober 13, 2019October 14, 2019Posted inCommunity newsTags:Game of Thrones, George RR MartinLeave a comment on With a TV show that was too rushed, and a book release that’s too slow, Game of Thrones fans cannot win.

Father made to attend other kids birthday parties stands around with same three father’s each weekend.

“Wife made you come again too, hey?” asked husband, Terry Wellington (35).

Posted byBrian RoweOctober 9, 2019October 10, 2019Posted inParentingLeave a comment on Father made to attend other kids birthday parties stands around with same three father’s each weekend.

Man faces big city dilemma when a guy walks towards him talking to himself – is it blue-toothed business arsehole or crazy person?

“You’ve got a 50/50 shot at this so you had better get it right,” said Melbournite, Nick Wildman (31).

Posted byBrian RoweOctober 7, 2019October 8, 2019Posted inCommunity news, UncategorizedTags:BluetoothLeave a comment on Man faces big city dilemma when a guy walks towards him talking to himself – is it blue-toothed business arsehole or crazy person?

With Monday fast approaching, time to tell yourself your diet starts tomorrow. Hint – it doesn’t.

“Everything’s gunna change tomorrow,” said habitual self-deluder, Noel Itsnot (32).

Posted byBrian RoweOctober 6, 2019January 27, 2020Posted inHealthLeave a comment on With Monday fast approaching, time to tell yourself your diet starts tomorrow. Hint – it doesn’t.

Young Tradie dismayed to learn that ‘doin’ a Macca’s run’ doesn’t count as exercise.

“But I’ve been doing five runs a day!” said apprentice, Sid Spanner (23).

Posted byBrian RoweOctober 5, 2019October 6, 2019Posted inHealthLeave a comment on Young Tradie dismayed to learn that ‘doin’ a Macca’s run’ doesn’t count as exercise.

Parents banned from cheering at kids soccer matches. Not really an issue when it’s soccer.

“So we just have to be quiet for like 30-seconds then?” asked sideline dad, Mayd Tocome (35).

Posted byBrian RoweOctober 5, 2019October 6, 2019Posted inSportTags:SoccerLeave a comment on Parents banned from cheering at kids soccer matches. Not really an issue when it’s soccer.

Interest in genealogy fading as people aren’t fussed with flesh and blood relatives.

“I’m not even that close with my living family,” said Millennial, Skye Pmafriends (25).

Posted byBrian RoweOctober 3, 2019October 4, 2019Posted inFamilyTags:Ancestry, Family Tree, GenealogyLeave a comment on Interest in genealogy fading as people aren’t fussed with flesh and blood relatives.

Study finds 80% of your wardrobe are clothes you aspire to fit back into.

“I’m gunna get back down to that jeans size,” said every person fooling themselves ever.

Posted byBrian RoweOctober 2, 2019October 2, 2019Posted inBreaking NewsTags:Diet, Fat ClothesLeave a comment on Study finds 80% of your wardrobe are clothes you aspire to fit back into.

Dentists to start giving pain relief prior to handing you the bill.

“Jesus Christ! How much?” asked every dental patient ever.

Posted byBrian RoweSeptember 30, 2019October 2, 2019Posted inHealthTags:Dentist, Little Shop of HorrorsLeave a comment on Dentists to start giving pain relief prior to handing you the bill.

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