Man faces big city dilemma when a guy walks towards him talking to himself – is it blue-toothed business arsehole or crazy person?

“You’ve got a 50/50 shot at this so you had better get it right,” said Melbournite, Nick Wildman (31).

With Monday fast approaching, time to tell yourself your diet starts tomorrow. Hint – it doesn’t.

“Everything’s gunna change tomorrow,” said habitual self-deluder, Noel Itsnot (32).