Parents banned from cheering at kids soccer matches. Not really an issue when it’s soccer.

“So we just have to be quiet for like 30-seconds then?” asked sideline dad, Mayd Tocome (35).

Interest in genealogy fading as people aren’t fussed with flesh and blood relatives.

“I’m not even that close with my living family,” said Millennial, Skye Pmafriends (25).