Research shows that people who say ‘The research shows’ only use studies that suit their narrative.

“Amazingly, the research supports my core belief,” said T. Wat (32).

Older generation oddly blames Millenials for their shitty parenting.

“You gave in every time they threw a tantrum and now can’t understand why they continue to act like brats,” said child-rearing expert, Dr Bay Beboomer (61).

Now that past comments on Facebook and Twitter are being used against people, every male ever now barred from holding any type of position.

“I used to play Call of Duty online and call everyone who shot me ‘gay’ – that rules me out,” said every male gamer ever.