“Like in last week’s episode where police pulled over a man for his seventh drink driving conviction and we announced he was looking at a fine well over $100!” said TV producer, Cas Tingcouch (36).
“Who exactly is filling in these studies?” wondered Doctor Bill Yalater (41).
“Amazingly, the research supports my core belief,” said T. Wat (32).
“You gave in every time they threw a tantrum and now can’t understand why they continue to act like brats,” said child-rearing expert, Dr Bay Beboomer (61).
“I’m allowed to do them in bed, you’re not,” said Cathy Short (45).
“Thank you for shouting ‘Go home tourist’ at me. Enjoy your swim,” said Dad Dadson (47).
“Stop speaking and feed me,” a common cat saying.
“We’re not here to talk! We’re not here to listen! We know we’re right and we’re going to smash our beliefs right into people’s faces,” screamed Elizabeth Moneywealth IV (22), after driving to the protest in her trust-fund bought Bentley.
“God damn it!” snapped Trevor ‘Bone’ Lazy (30).