‘Oh, shiny!’ thinks Mr Sparkles.
“What do you mean electric scooters are for kids only? I’m barely 35!”
“I’ve worked hard all my life to have an extended break,” said the champ.
“Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! We didn’t mean that we would be the ones making sacrifices.”
“Do NOT call me a MAN! But while you’re at it, I’ll have three extra-large men’s shirts please?”
“I can’t stand the bloke, but geez you have to respect that.”
“It was pretty much like any regular game except we didn’t get oranges at half-time.”
“He’s finally reached the gold standard in getting injured.”
“No Pigsy either. He was my idol grown up in Geelong, taught me everything I know.”