Newly crowned UFC champ says he is excited about defending his belt once in the next 18 months.

“I’ve worked hard all my life to have an extended break,” said the champ.

Students walk out of schools demanding immediate action on climate change, but have second thoughts when Principal offers to remove all air conditioners and flat screen TVs.

“Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! We didn’t mean that we would be the ones making sacrifices.”