“I’m gunna get back down to that jeans size,” said every person fooling themselves ever.
“Like in last week’s episode where police pulled over a man for his seventh drink driving conviction and we announced he was looking at a fine well over $100!” said TV producer, Cas Tingcouch (36).
“Amazingly, the research supports my core belief,” said T. Wat (32).
“Have I got time for a sneaky one?” wonders Dick Willington (43).
“A gang related shooting in Harlem? Dis has to be tha work of Jewish law firm Rosenstein and Lebensbaum dawg!” declares Ice T.
“The study does allow for a 2% margin of error,” said Associate Professor, Maffew Sheargold.
“Come on. Come on. Yes!” said Neve Needstosavemore (24).
“These books are even better than ‘Facebook’,” said average 15-year-old, Sarah Screenstarer.
“Well, that didn’t last long,” said gun owner, Wesson Smith (42).