The youth are planning on going wild tonight as a rare Harvest full moon falls on Friday the 13th. Tonight the moon will be lighting our skies as the last Harvest Moon to grace our skies for 30 years which apparently brings good luck. It may not bring good luck however to the local establishmentsContinue reading “Teenagers plan to go bat shit crazy tonight and blame the full moon and Friday 13th”
““Well I work in aged care.” We know mate. You’ve said it 10 times,” sighed Kayleigh Ashton (26).
“What’s a phone book?” asks everyone under 30.
“We can go toe-to-toe and blow-for-blow,” a bogan waxed lyrical.
“This is some bullshit!” cried Dom Dumbass (25).
“No one style is better than another,” said no instructor ever.
“I love not being able to find a carpark that fits,” commented Mary Bumpkin (31).
Both Woolworths and Coles have come under fire for their hypocritical approach to saving the planet by banning single use plastic bags, and yet are still selling us plastic bags. Well now they’re under further scrutiny being greatly criticised for their collectable campaigns. Little Shop and Ooshies have been a great success for the supermarketContinue reading “Woolworths confirm ‘Discovery Garden’ as the next collectable. The discovery will be that kids have absolutely no interest in that whatsoever.”
Two neighbours are at war over some low hanging fruit from an orange tree that appears to be dividing both properties. “It’s my bloody orange tree, I planted it 40 years ago, so only I should be able to pick any of the fruit off it!” said Gerry Attrick (76). “I was sitting on myContinue reading “Neighbours low hanging fruit is entrapment! That fruit is begging to be picked!”