A small town in Wales has taken the extraordinary step of purchasing anti-sex toilets which shall be installed later this year. The futuristic toilet blocks can detect when there are multiple people in the stalls and when there is violent movement. When such instances are detected, cold water will spray from the roof and aContinue reading “Futuristic anti-sex toilets spray users and sound an alarm if they detect violent movement.”
“So we just have to be quiet for like 30-seconds then?” asked sideline dad, Mayd Tocome (35). Right across Brisbane this weekend a new PC-nonsense decree sees parents banned from cheering at their kids soccer games. It’s called ‘Silent Saturday.’ The theory is that kids can play without feeling pressure to perform. Fortunately for allContinue reading “Parents banned from cheering at kids soccer matches. Not really an issue when it’s soccer.”
“You know what, that was totally my fault,” said Hesa Wanker (22).
Neighbours in the cul-de-sac at the end of Miretta Place in Castle Hill were left scratching their heads this week as no one knew if it was recycling bin week. “Normally what I do is just have a look out into the street and if everyone else has their yellow bins out I put mineContinue reading “Neighbourhood chaos as no one can remember if it’s recycling bin week this week.”
A Brazilian gang leader, Clauvino da Silva, dressed up as his teenage daughter, including wearing a silicone face mask, in an attempt to break out of jail. The only reason why he was unsuccessful in his jailbreak was he was acting so nervous that guards wondered what was going on with the young girl. SoContinue reading “Brazilian gang leader not expecting a Fathers Day card after trying to leave his daughter in jail.”
What would you do if you were walking to school as a youngster and found the bounty of a lifetime? Thousands of dollars in $50 notes floating in a murky pond. This is the exact predicament one youngster found himself in this week, when he just happen to stumble onto this very scenario. Well whatContinue reading “Mullet Creek on Bong Bong road. Free cash? Something smells fishy!”
‘Given the ultimatum of talk to me before the baby is born or don’t bother after, Chris seems to have taken option B.’ The Melbourne suburb of Frankston was set upon by a vandalising pregnant graffiti artist this week who was armed with a giant purple texta. She kept writing the same thing in differentContinue reading “Melbourne man Chris decides to go into hiding for nine months.”
“This one doesn’t warrant further investigation,” said skeptic hunter, P. Lonker (36).
“It’s like we swapped one shithole for another,” said the oldest in the group, the unnamed 14-year-old. Four kids from Gracemere in Central Queensland decided to go on a fishing trip this weekend by stealing a Nissan Patrol and heading south. After a long drive the kids we’re eventually apprehended in Grafton, New South Wales.Continue reading “Rockhampton kids who stole car and drove south disappointed when they end up in Grafton.”