What kind of sorcery is this?
Ironically, there was one Brian May themed float, but as usual no-one knew who the hell that was.
“Yeah, the politest thing I can say about that place is it’s a complete shithole,” said Western Sydney coordinator, Trish Flanno.
“What do you mean electric scooters are for kids only? I’m barely 35!”
“We reckon if we are able to get these little buggers to smile for the tourists, they will be more likely to contribute some dollerydoos to save the little blighters,” said Bobby.
“Ever since I saw a video online of some old English fella called Richard Branson with heaps of hot chicks around him, I knew that being an entrepreneur was the life for me,” said Martin.
“What on earth is this green crap?” S. Claus, of North Pole.