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Prac teacher relives rugby league glory days when he makes game saving tackle on eight-year-old.

“Mate, he went down like a bag of sh*t,” said game winner, Needsa Notherjob (23).

Posted byBrian RoweOctober 31, 2019November 1, 2019Posted inEducationLeave a comment on Prac teacher relives rugby league glory days when he makes game saving tackle on eight-year-old.

Primary schools painting giant ‘H’s’ in carparks to give helicopter parents somewhere to land.

“And you’d like a desk in your child’s class to parent them all day. Sure thing,” said education spokesperson Spi Neless (46).

Posted byBrian RoweAugust 31, 2019September 3, 2019Posted inEducationTags:Education, ParentingLeave a comment on Primary schools painting giant ‘H’s’ in carparks to give helicopter parents somewhere to land.

Teacher foolishly tries to start diet in week 9 of school term.

“Rookie error,” said teachers with over three years experience.

Posted byBrian RoweAugust 23, 2019August 26, 2019Posted inEducationTags:TeachersLeave a comment on Teacher foolishly tries to start diet in week 9 of school term.

Teachers do their best to not act excited about holidays around non-teaching partners.

“You’ve got to be careful what you say in front of the Muggles,” said teacher, Tex Book (32).

Posted byBrian RoweJuly 5, 2019July 6, 2019Posted inEducationTags:Education, School Holidays, TeachersLeave a comment on Teachers do their best to not act excited about holidays around non-teaching partners.

First generation raised on screens enters High School, decides to swipe left on education.

“Maybe letting our kids stare at screens four hours a day was a bad idea,” said parent, Nota Givingattention (42).

Posted byBrian RoweJune 26, 2019June 27, 2019Posted inEducationTags:Education, High School, Screenagers, SwipeleftLeave a comment on First generation raised on screens enters High School, decides to swipe left on education.

Non-teacher spouse finds plenty for partner to do during school holidays.

“I can’t have you enjoying yourself while I’m at work,” said Mia Shore (27).

Posted byBrian RoweJune 20, 2019June 21, 2019Posted inEducationTags:Education, School Holidays, TeachersLeave a comment on Non-teacher spouse finds plenty for partner to do during school holidays.

University student who professes to believe in communism complains about group assignment.

“But I did most of the work,” moaned Igor Gunnastarveabitch (22).

Posted byBrian RoweJune 20, 2019June 21, 2019Posted inEducationTags:Communism, Communist, Communist Party Australia, CPALeave a comment on University student who professes to believe in communism complains about group assignment.

Parents who send their kids to school with mullets will have DOCS called on them.

“Mate, what kind of haircut is that for a kid?”

Posted byBrian RoweMay 26, 2019May 29, 2019Posted inEducationLeave a comment on Parents who send their kids to school with mullets will have DOCS called on them.

HSC Ancient History question focuses on bygone era when Parramatta Eels won their last Premiership.

“Shit, I can’t remember back that far,” said 18-year-old, Bec Lee.

Posted byBrian RoweMay 23, 2019May 24, 2019Posted inEducationLeave a comment on HSC Ancient History question focuses on bygone era when Parramatta Eels won their last Premiership.

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