“Mate, he went down like a bag of sh*t,” said game winner, Needsa Notherjob (23).
“And you’d like a desk in your child’s class to parent them all day. Sure thing,” said education spokesperson Spi Neless (46).
“Rookie error,” said teachers with over three years experience.
“You’ve got to be careful what you say in front of the Muggles,” said teacher, Tex Book (32).
“Maybe letting our kids stare at screens four hours a day was a bad idea,” said parent, Nota Givingattention (42).
“I can’t have you enjoying yourself while I’m at work,” said Mia Shore (27).
“But I did most of the work,” moaned Igor Gunnastarveabitch (22).
“Mate, what kind of haircut is that for a kid?”
“Shit, I can’t remember back that far,” said 18-year-old, Bec Lee.