“Mate, he went down like a bag of sh*t,” said game winner, Needsa Notherjob (23).
Category Archives: Education
Primary schools painting giant ‘H’s’ in carparks to give helicopter parents somewhere to land.
“And you’d like a desk in your child’s class to parent them all day. Sure thing,” said education spokesperson Spi Neless (46).
Teacher foolishly tries to start diet in week 9 of school term.
“Rookie error,” said teachers with over three years experience.
Teachers do their best to not act excited about holidays around non-teaching partners.
“You’ve got to be careful what you say in front of the Muggles,” said teacher, Tex Book (32).
First generation raised on screens enters High School, decides to swipe left on education.
“Maybe letting our kids stare at screens four hours a day was a bad idea,” said parent, Nota Givingattention (42).
Non-teacher spouse finds plenty for partner to do during school holidays.
“I can’t have you enjoying yourself while I’m at work,” said Mia Shore (27).
University student who professes to believe in communism complains about group assignment.
“But I did most of the work,” moaned Igor Gunnastarveabitch (22).
Parents who send their kids to school with mullets will have DOCS called on them.
“Mate, what kind of haircut is that for a kid?”
HSC Ancient History question focuses on bygone era when Parramatta Eels won their last Premiership.
“Shit, I can’t remember back that far,” said 18-year-old, Bec Lee.
