Prac teacher relives rugby league glory days when he makes game saving tackle on eight-year-old.

“Mate, he went down like a bag of sh*t,” said game winner, Needsa Notherjob (23).

Primary schools painting giant ‘H’s’ in carparks to give helicopter parents somewhere to land.

“And you’d like a desk in your child’s class to parent them all day. Sure thing,” said education spokesperson Spi Neless (46).