“If we never release it, we technically can’t lose money on it,” boasted Marvel Studio Executive, Taka Urcash (38).
“I definitely didn’t order a God damn salad!” wheezed Russell Crowe (57).
“22 billion just isn’t enough – we need more!” screamed Marvel Studios President and CCO, Kevin Feige (47).
[Buuurrrrrpppp.] “You gunna finish that bucket of chicken or not?” wheezed fat Russell.
“It’s just such a big commitment to cover up my abs,” fretted McConaughey (51).
“If an Irish pub doesn’t have any bouncers out front at 10.00am, it might as well be a Bingo hall.”
‘Ugh. Why can’t I be left alone?’ posted Meghan on her Instagram, Facebook, Snapchat and other social media accounts. One exceptionally wealthy person recently in the news, though not for any actual accomplishments, is Meghan Markle who took her ‘Victim 2021 Tour’ to new heights and is now demanding that she just wants privacy –Continue reading “After appearing on two television shows this week, Meghan just wants privacy.”
Harry Potter fans are overwhelmingly supportive so far of the rumours that Emma Watson and Tom Felton have begun dating. Even labelling the union Dramione. The two have been friends for a long time, but fuel was added to the fire of their potential union yesterday when Tom posted a photo on Instagram of theContinue reading “Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy have begun dating. Which can only make us assume Voldemort has returned!”
John “Ozzy” Osbourne has been partying since 1969. Well probably before then, but 1969 is when he joined Black Sabbath and began an extended bender that by all reports is still very much going. So for anyone who has ever had a hangover and ‘promised themselves and everyone they wronged the previous night that theyContinue reading “Ozzy Osbourne has a genetic mutation which allows him to party harder than the rest of us.”