Climate protestors starting to get over waking up early to beat the traffic.

“A 5.00am wake up! It’s almost like having a job,” said Extinction Rebellion spokesperson, Unna Washed (22). Having brought Brisbane to a standstill more than once this year, climate protest group Extinction Rebellion are already jack of getting up early and commuting into the city for what seems like an 8-hour shift. Ironically having theContinue reading “Climate protestors starting to get over waking up early to beat the traffic.”

Scientists prove Global Warming is a myth. Left now saying science is racist!

“Deep down, I always knew scientists were Nazis!” Scientists have dropped a massive bombshell on the environmental movement today with the news that C02 levels were identical three million years ago, preceding SUVs, capitalism, and the current green cause célèbre- cow farts.  After scientists proved that C02 levels were able to reach current levels withoutContinue reading “Scientists prove Global Warming is a myth. Left now saying science is racist!”

Labor Party promise to make half our cars electric by 2030. Liberals launch bold counter offer to make 50% of drivers actually use their indicators.

“What’s an indicator?” asked lifelong Sydney commuter, Turner Sharp (51). Bill Shorten’s Labor Party has announced a new plan to help combat climate change by introducing more electric cars onto Australian roads. Under the new plan, 50% of Australian cars would be electric by the year 2030. “We aim to help cut pollution by removingContinue reading “Labor Party promise to make half our cars electric by 2030. Liberals launch bold counter offer to make 50% of drivers actually use their indicators.”