With Monday fast approaching, time to tell yourself your diet starts tomorrow. Hint – it doesn’t.

“Everything’s gunna change tomorrow,” said habitual self-deluder, Noel Itsnot (32).

Study claims veganism may cause mental retardation.

May? “It’s pretty much a certainty,” said Danish physician, Dr Alan Lund. A Danish physician has caused a bit of a stir by making the claim that veganism may lead to mental retardation. One can be forgiven thinking the stir is the implication of a diminished mental capacity due to vegan’s dietary choices, but theContinue reading “Study claims veganism may cause mental retardation.”

Health officials blame technology on teenagers going blind. Older people mad no one is mentioning wanking.

“When I got glasses even the teacher called me ‘Peter Pullsalot,” said angry senior, Joe Jerkoff (71). With myopia (shortsightedness) quadrupling over the last decade, experts are blaming young people’s increased use of technology. Since screen time is currently at an all time high, it is believed the increase in shortsightedness is causing behavioural problemsContinue reading “Health officials blame technology on teenagers going blind. Older people mad no one is mentioning wanking.”