“Put that orange and green polka dot set of plates back right now!” said every wife ever.
“I’m allowed to do them in bed, you’re not,” said Cathy Short (45).
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“Although I didn’t see you pack it, I know you did it wrong,” said Hayley Competent (31).
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“I can’t believe he didn’t leave them on the floor next to it!” gasped Carol Credible (32) .
“This is rarer than the planets aligning!” said waiter, Payne Mawaythroughuni (22).
“Every time she asks me to take off her bra now, it’s so I can scratch her back,” said Troy Wilson (28).
“Not her, she’s too skinny,” said the bride/Johnno/Macca/Trevor, but not Stevo as Stevo likes them thin.