“Man, we we’re the wooden spooners last year! You have no idea,” lamented hardcore Bronco fan, Alan Flanger (24).
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Mate who you watch UFC with becomes expert after three BJJ lessons.
“We did that move last night,” boasted Mike ‘Kimura’ Reynolds (32) “What? Guard?”
Channel 9 introduces new ‘Mute Phil Gould’ button.
“That’s enough out of you pal,” said lifelong footy fan, N. Arell (51).
Manly install NAVMAN in players’ uniforms to help them find the try line.
With the Manly Sea Eagles zero from four in the first four weeks of the NRL season, coach Des Hasler (60) has taken drastic measures to ensure he doesn’t get the ‘Full support of the club’ speech before falling vicitim to a Julius Caesar style knifing. Never one to do things by halves, Des trulyContinue reading “Manly install NAVMAN in players’ uniforms to help them find the try line.”
Boxer Paul Fleming gains 25 million fans after snubbing Mundine.
“Err. Get away from me,” said Australia’s newest favourite sports star, Paul Fleming (32).
Jarryd Hayne off to jail for rough sex. On the bright side, at least he’s prepared for what’s to come.
“This is one of those good news, bad news scenarios,” said Hayne’s solicitor, Maka Deal (41).
New South Wales sporting venues allow full crowds back. Canterbury Bulldogs remaining 20 fans super excited.
“It’ll be great to see them lose in person again,” said long-time Bulldog fan, Hazra Bottomofladderer (29).
Thieves break into Alex Glenn’s car and steal $3 in loose change but leave autographed Brisbane Broncos merchandise.
“I may be a thief, but I still have my dignity,” said criminal, Bray Laws (24).
BJ Penn back in gym in preparation for his next pub fight.
“This time if I stick to lites I reckon I can take that fat bloke who knocked me out,” said a motivated Penn (42).
