“Man, we we’re the wooden spooners last year! You have no idea,” lamented hardcore Bronco fan, Alan Flanger (24).
“We did that move last night,” boasted Mike ‘Kimura’ Reynolds (32) “What? Guard?”
“That’s enough out of you pal,” said lifelong footy fan, N. Arell (51).
With the Manly Sea Eagles zero from four in the first four weeks of the NRL season, coach Des Hasler (60) has taken drastic measures to ensure he doesn’t get the ‘Full support of the club’ speech before falling vicitim to a Julius Caesar style knifing. Never one to do things by halves, Des trulyContinue reading “Manly install NAVMAN in players’ uniforms to help them find the try line.”
“Err. Get away from me,” said Australia’s newest favourite sports star, Paul Fleming (32).
“This is one of those good news, bad news scenarios,” said Hayne’s solicitor, Maka Deal (41).
“It’ll be great to see them lose in person again,” said long-time Bulldog fan, Hazra Bottomofladderer (29).
“I may be a thief, but I still have my dignity,” said criminal, Bray Laws (24).
“This time if I stick to lites I reckon I can take that fat bloke who knocked me out,” said a motivated Penn (42).