“So we just have to be quiet for like 30-seconds then?” asked sideline dad, Mayd Tocome (35).
Six people were injured on the weekend, when lightning struck at a PGA Golf event in Atlanta. It’s almost like walking around a lightning storm waving iron golf clubs beneath trees is a bad idea or something. The only idea worse than that would be to actually go and watch golf in the first place.Continue reading “Golf spectators injured in a lightning strike. Serves them right for watching golf.”
What is going on in the mind of Nick Kyrgios? This is certainly not the first time this question has been written or spoken out loud. Nick seems to constantly push the boundaries and consistently crash across them without consideration for the consequences. So what has he done now? Well, this time he has takenContinue reading “Nick Kyrgios attempts his toughest ever tennis shot – the twin sister swap.”
“They belong to a friend, just like the supplements,” claimed Shayna Jack. Timing is everything in this world and Shayna Jack testing positive for banned substances couldn’t have come at a worse moment for Australian swimming. Considering Mark Horton just refused to shake the hand and share a podium with Chinese swimmer Sun Yang forContinue reading “Aussie swimmer Shayna Jack claims she never took steroids. What’s more, those pornographic mags found under her bed are totally not hers either.”
With the first ever female rugby league referee taking the field this weekend, players are excited but anxious. Excited that a female is getting a run at what is traditionally a male game, but anxious that they’ll get in trouble and have no clue why. Belinda Sharpe will become the first female to referee theContinue reading “First female NRL ref has players worried they’ll get in trouble but have no idea what for.”
It took 33 years but England have finally got over the ‘Hand of God’ incident at the 1986 Fifa World Cup, by winning the Cricket World Cup using their very own ‘Bat of God.’ Ben Stokes was the hero for England as he guided them to their first ever Cricket World Cup. There was hugeContinue reading “England summon the ‘Bat of God’ to defeat New Zealand in the cricket world cup final”
“I’m sure they’ll have me back,” said a delusional Coach Whisperer.
“But we won eight in a row!” said diehard Queensland fan, Johnno Emerald (28).
“I’ll be honest, I picked them by accident,” said footy fan, Wes Tee (34) of Penrith. After NSW managed to win an Origin game on Sunday night, the ramifications of the shock victory have been felt throughout the gambling world. Raking in millions of dollars from all those who backed Queensland, Sportsbet has announced theyContinue reading “Sportsbet pay out a whopping $7.35 to the one bloke who backed the Blues in Game 2.”