A revolutionary new dental treatment is taking Australia by storm. In recent years, dental fees have seen Australians hop on planes and fly to Asia for treatment – meaning the treatment, airfare, and accommodation all come to less than just the dentist visit in Australia – but that may be a thing of the past thanks to pre-bill pain relief.
It seems the dental industry have learned that allowing customers to walk unmedicated to the counter results in shock, followed by anger, followed by booking a flight to Thailand the next day. So, the brightest minds have collectively come up with a solution – pain medicine before you see the bill.
“It’s a great idea,” said dentist, Phil Cavity (56). “A bit of laughing gas before we show them the bill should make them happy. Of course, we’ll bill them for the extra laughing gas while we’re at it,” laughed Phil from his gold plated yacht – his weekday yacht, not his fancy weekday one with a private helipad.
Time will tell if this new approach works. When asked why Australian dentists don’t simply lower their prices, the Australian Dental Association laughed out loud – or so the butler who was chauffeured to deliver their message relayed.