“We can go toe-to-toe and blow-for-blow,” a bogan waxed lyrical.
Brad Pitt has opened up in a recent interview with The New York times claiming he has spent a year and a half at alcoholics anonymous following his divorce with Angelina Jolie. Claiming that he use to bong himself into oblivion in order to deal with having to live with Angelina who is a notoriousContinue reading “Brad Pitt admits he “bonged himself into oblivion” while married to Angelina Jolie. In his defence though he was married to Angelina Jolie”
“If I had a job I’d definitely call in sick,” said Logan resident, Bob Dolebludger (28).
Local man Ronald Orchid has already let himself down for a third year in a row, as he has yet again failed his attempt at a dry July. “I swear to God I thought it was the last day of June today!” slurred Ron. “I thought I’d enjoy a beer or two or three forContinue reading “A Blacktown man has already failed dry July. He claims he thought it was June 31st.”
“The Pharoah’s loved their Dan Murphy discount cards,” said archaeologist, Digger Jones. Archaeologists have uncovered a 3,500 year old tomb in Luxor, Egypt, which contained an un opened sarcophagus, a hidden treasure room, and a Dan Murphy’s store in the town centre square. Lead archaeologist, Digger Jones (47), was naturally very excited about the find.Continue reading “Archaeologists uncover ancient 3,500 year old Dan Murphy’s in Egypt.”
“I’m telling ya… I’m telling ya… I’m telling ya… [burp] What was I telling ya?”