Woolworths confirm ‘Discovery Garden’ as the next collectable. The discovery will be that kids have absolutely no interest in that whatsoever.

Both Woolworths and Coles have come under fire for their hypocritical approach to saving the planet by banning single use plastic bags, and yet are still selling us plastic bags. Well now they’re under further scrutiny being greatly criticised for their collectable campaigns.  Little Shop and Ooshies have been a great success for the supermarketContinue reading “Woolworths confirm ‘Discovery Garden’ as the next collectable. The discovery will be that kids have absolutely no interest in that whatsoever.”

Coles announce hot cross buns will be sold all year round. Next step Easter eggs!

Coles has announced that hot cross buns will no longer be seasonal and shall be available all year round. And all us bun lovers out there say about time! The next logical step is to make Easter eggs available all year round also. Some argue that making the buns available all year round diminishes fromContinue reading “Coles announce hot cross buns will be sold all year round. Next step Easter eggs!”

Pre-chopped onions now available at Coles. I for one welcome our new pre chopping overlords.

Life was getting way too much to deal with. Tears have been flowing left right and centre. There were dramas with our partners, bills to be paid and onions to chop. All three things are very capable of producing bucket loads of tears, but now thanks to Coles, we only need to worry about ourContinue reading “Pre-chopped onions now available at Coles. I for one welcome our new pre chopping overlords.”

Coles Online down: How the hell am I sposed to get food? Uber to the shops or sumfin?

Coles online has been offline for three days now, as a major IT maintenance managed to somehow shut the entire system down. Anyone with an iPhone knows you roll the dice when you update your operating system. Coles technicians have advised their customers that maybe they should turn their computers off and back on again,Continue reading “Coles Online down: How the hell am I sposed to get food? Uber to the shops or sumfin?”