“Well this sucks donkeys balls,” huffed Queen Elizabeth II.
“Try having a life for a change,” says HBO executive, Bill Ionaire (45). After presenting a petition to HBO demanding season 8 be reshot – demanding, really? – the giant television network has officially responded letting fans know the reshoot was something they, “Never took seriously”. Naturally, this has angered fans who have nothing betterContinue reading “Fans petition HBO to reshoot season 8 of GoT. HBO says, “Let’s meet in the middle and you go fuck yourself.””
“The only thing that tonnes of fun is releasing is being released from the hospital for a heart attack,” said non-deluded Martin watcher, Havsa Nohope (32). With the Game of Thrones television show having reached its conclusion, diehard fans of George R. R. Martin’s work are holding out in hope that the books end differentlyContinue reading “Diehard Game of Thrones fans think George R. R. Martin’s final books will end differently to the show. Yes, the show actually ended.”
“Better get fire insurance,” fretted Mikayla Grout (31). With the hit TV show Game of Thrones featuring many strong female characters, a number of parents named their daughter after the character Daenerys Targaryen, also known as Khaleesi. So much so, that last year alone 560 parents named their daughters after her. Which might have seemedContinue reading “Parents who named their child Daenerys begin to worry about the teenage years.”
“And what the hell was with the implied sex?” asked GOT diehard and nudity fan, Adam Walsh (42).
“I’m telling ya. Hodor will be resurrected and will sit on the Iron Throne!” said Ima Nerdlinger.
“Eat fucken chicken,” barked the Hound.
“It’s like they’re unfamiliar with heartbreak on this show.”