Still no word on how Tiger Wood’s (drugs) crashed his motor vehicle (drugs) before being found unconscious (it was totally drugs).

“After almost a month of investigations we are still no closer to the cause of this accident, but it was definitely NOT drugs,” said newly promoted Police Commissioner of Southern California, Cash Meup (49).

Golf spectators injured in a lightning strike. Serves them right for watching golf.

Six people were injured on the weekend, when lightning struck at a PGA Golf event in Atlanta. It’s almost like walking around a lightning storm waving iron golf clubs beneath trees is a bad idea or something. The only idea worse than that would be to actually go and watch golf in the first place.Continue reading “Golf spectators injured in a lightning strike. Serves them right for watching golf.”